If you see this guy, you know you're dead

"Oh dear, you are...still alive somehow?"

Death occurs whenever you failed to survive, one way or another. You could have been killed in a variety of ways: PvP, Nomad bashing, blowing yourself up with a nuke, gazing at OMGITSZEZIMA, falling into a Supermassive Black Hole, drinking to much Antipoison and last but not least: trying to kiss Commander Zilyana cause you're a Runefapper.

Why would you die?Edit

When dead (HP reaches zero, seriously, that is possible) you respawn in Lumbridge, Falador, Camelot or Hell, and is often used by noobs as cheap form of teleportation, Prayer restore or as substitute for food.

How do you know you're dead?Edit

  1. you suddenly appear in one of the named locations
  2. you see the guy in the picture
  3. your head is 20 ft away from your body

How to say someone died?Edit

  • He has passed on!
  • He is no more!
  • He has ceased to be!
  • He hass expired and is gone to meet his maker!
  • He's a stiff!
  • He rests in peace!
  • His metabolic processes are now history!
  • He's off the twig!
  • He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
  • He is an X-Men.
  • He has quit smoking.