He even has a green nightcap


Guthix when he feels manly.

The green dude that, after eating too much cabbage (including the Cabbage of Jas), barfed and accidentally created Runescape.

Since then, his main activies have been banishing other Gods, crying in a cave and sleeping... In other words, he is constantly stoned.

If you want to learn more about Guthix, maybe you should read this boring article instead.

Currently, Guthix is dead, after being murdered by Sliske. Whilst he is a being of incredible power who could have easily stopped him, after seeing how contrived the RuneScape back-story is, he just couldn't be bothered any more.