These are the holy laws of RuneScape.
The "Justice" System
Code of Laws:
Thou shalt not have any false MMO's before thy PruneScape
(Reason: That Night Elf druid you pwned in PvP was actualy Mod Mark H, and he's been butthurt about it ever since)
Thou shalt not advertive thy keyloggers and shitty RSMV's in the unholy form of a URL
(Reason: Jagex's computers get enough hax and BSoD's without your help, thank you very much)
Thou shalt play fairly and not resort to the deadly sin of "macroing"
(Reason: It allows players
to have a life)
Never reveal thy holy secrets of the Player Moderator Centre
(Reason: The entire forum got leaked last year, and some of us were smart enough to save it on our hard drives, gf thought police)
Thou shalt not comi
(Reason: Last time someone tryed it, they accidentally half of Daemonheim and turned into Giygas)
Thy Forum Moderators are ALWAYS right, their word is thy lord Gower's will, challenging it will result in thy unholy Banhammering.
(Reason: Mod Mark H likes to post picard /faceplam ascii)
Thy whinny Pk'ers must accept all nerfs, any challenge shall result in holy retribution (and then the nerfing of retribution)
(Reason: Anyone who stays at 1 defence and complains about dying deserves that Mach 2 ass-kicking anyway)
Thou shalt defend abuse of pvp mechanics as "part of the game."
( Reason: Nobody at Jagex can be arsed to fix a damn thing and some divine power thinks it's funny to annoy diary completionists. The heretic schismatics of Old School RuneScape especially fond of this commandment. )
*gonna fill the rest of these in later* ~Agent