This "official" glorious news post of update is copyrighted by JaGEx. It is from the Glorious Republic of RuneScape.
This update dates to 28 July 2003.
Hail Andrew!

Greetings Comrades!'

In glorious republic of RuneScape, we must always be willing to help those who are more older than we are! In our latest wonderful members quest, Gertrude has lost one of her 321 precious kittycats! Can you rescue this innocent creature?

Those who do will be rewarded with glorious Kittycat Pet, which can walk, eat and sing the Red Flag!

Happy Scaping!