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The below is a press release donated to us by Andrew Gower. We were only allowed to write about this topic on the condition that it went unaltered.
I understand you wish to know more about the filthy game World Of Warcraft, created by the filthy American imperialist neo-con-Cheneyite-Bushist running dogs, Blizzard Entertainment. Of course, normally asking about such things can get you into serious trouble. However, I am a reasonable man and I understand that the thirst for knowledge is a primal instinct in our players. Therefore, it seems only fair that I tell you a little about this satanic game.
World Of Warcraft is, like the Glorious People's Democratic Socialist Social Republic of the People's RuneScape, a so-called MMORPG. It tries to mimic this wonderful game with its so-called "quests" and "map" which it fantasises to be many times larger than ours. It also boasts of their disgraceful "classes", which are vastly inferior to the egalitarian republican equal-footing communist principles we encourage in our wonderful game.
Our trained spys have uncovered more information on this abomination of a so-called game
They have always tryed to plagerise our greatest updates, and pass them as their own and claim they created them first, for example they directly ripped our Dungeoneering skill, glitched up the programming, allowing players to take the reward items outside as well as give decent exp, such a mistake we corrected before we even released the skill. The Satinists of Blizzard have also bastardised questing, giving it GOOD EXP and GOOD REWARDS, as well as making annoying quests optional.... WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME IS THIS!?!?! The hard working comrades of Jagex give our players many updates a Month, the idoits of Blizzard only give you a CD in Tesco every 2 years, Wrath of the Lich King? BLAH!, more like Wrath of the GLITCH king, thats all you'll ever get, as well as a computer full of viruses, stick to the glorious game of Runescape, which is Glitch-free and no spyware.
tl;dr: Play now!